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I think Facebook likes wrestling a little too much. Or apparently I got a BA from Wrestlemania XXIV! (I minored in Knowing Your Role/Shutting Your Mouth)
If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
Deuteronomy 25:11-12, New International Version (NIV)
Apparently, the Bible’s got a pretty strict “No Sac-Tapping” policy…
They say that Abraham Lincoln suffered from serious depression. This can be a common side effect of being the GREATEST BADASS IN HISTORY. Case in point, the above trailer for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Enjoy.
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*Giggle* It doesn’t matter how old you get, some things are always funny.
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